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Literary Contributions
Thirteen Dogs and Nine Horses
C. H. Allen Clark
We have too many animals. There are, on board the great ark, thirteen
dogs and nine horses to be exact. Dogs plague our home like locusts.
They flurry around as wild animals would in a zoo; many times I have
referred to our home as the Santiago Zoo. Feed them. Water them.
I push a walker and do the best I can to help my parents. Mornings involve
a bathtub where cats have slept all night. The cats that bring concern
are named Sister Cat and Two Faces. Two Faces can be sweet and all purrs
one second, and bloated the next. Our bloatation device usually deflates
in our bathtub. Nevertheless, with all of the problems, I am glad she
is not named Archie.
Archie is our 20 LB. Shih Tzu and one of eight house pets. He is known
as the "Big Ragu" of our abode. Call him "Lefty of the
Leftovers", "Fatty of all known Feasts", and "Cat
Pervert Extraordinaire." He loves cats, especially a Calico named
Sister Cat. He is by far the obese one of the bunch. There are other
Shih Tzu dogs, namely Spanky, Skipper, Dali, Stormy, Munchkin, and Skippy.
I don't like Skippy because he sounds too much like the peanut butter
my mother loves. Another thing about Skippy I don't like is that he
barks continuously. I think he is probably spoiled and wants to be held
constantly. Like our adorable frisky feline lover Archie, Skippy needs
a pet psychiatrist.
Bathrooms are notoriously occupied by our animals. A small Shih Tzu
dog, specifically Spanky, stays in our hallway bathroom. Two Calico
cats stay in my mother's bathroom. The guest bathroom is reserved for
our maid. Because of our many animals, we basically have no guests.
They are afraid of the animals and must be addicted to old Alfred Hitchcock
movies. If he can write about birds, he can certainly write about dogs,
horses, and cats.
Our kennels open up a whole different world. I have to hold onto walls
through three garages and then climb down a flight of stairs in order
to get there. In the dark, murky, and smelly confines of our kennels
live four German Shepherds and Rosa. They traveled to shows in three
different states and once wore gold medals around their necks. Now,
their menu consists of a can of Alpo with the harsh yelp of Rosa coming
from the next kennel over. She too eats Alpo, but from a stolen can.
I sometimes smuggle her water in the gloom of night with a big harvest
moon staring back at me from the garage window. He smiles at me as if
to ask "Why are you here?" or "What are you doing here?"
I am trying to save Rosa from her destiny. She is, indeed, a runaway dog.
In addition to thirteen dogs and nine horses, we have approximately
twenty cats. They range from the two Calicos kept in the hall bathroom
to the old black cat that stays unnamed out in our garage. Cats never
cease to exist. They multiply like a garden of carrots.
That grey cat is gone. She once was confined beneath the hood of my
Aunt Virginia's 1958 Edsel. She chose to stay hidden. I chose to crank
the car, seeing that it had not had its motor turned over in weeks.
Bravo! The engine did start. The garage door was open to allow gas fumes
to escape and also to allow the smell of burnt cat fur to leave. I never
saw that grey cat again, but I did see my 82 year old father take the
Edsel for a spin. My aunt would be proud. We all would be.
Go down HWY 13, and you will arrive at our farm. This luscious land
of green pastures consists of ninety acres of rolling hills where nine
Arabian horses subsist off of the fat of the land. My father has the
original deed signed by President Grant.
The horses are pure bred Arabians that run across our pasture as if
a tornado left Kansas and headed straight for our barn. They are not
tame, but still have a history straight out of the book Ali Baba and
the Forty Thieves. I speak of their pedigree. We have Black Beauty's
granddaughter. With that old bay mare, we have eight other Arabians
with colorful and very prestigious pedigrees. One stallion is directly
descended from the Prophet's horse. Another comes from Hoss Cartwright's
Ponderosa. I wish Hoss would take all of them back. Even a Sheik could
not ride them. Neither could I. Walkers don't tell much except that
the user's legs don't work right. Still, I could pretend to ride. I
could saddle up the old bay mare who is the only one tame and then take
off. I wonder if a walker would fit on top of a saddle.
The old Bay named Fandango is a granddaughter of Cas'e Ole, the original
Black Beauty, and the eldest of our nine Arabians. She is twenty-nine
to be exact.
All of those animals, the thirteen dogs and nine horse as well as twenty
cats seem to be our destiny. One day, I will saddle up the old bay mare
with the walker on top and then ride off into the sunset. Where will
I ride? I know not where. Perhaps, I will ride to my destiny.
C.H. Allen Clark is an American writer from Morton, Mississippi.
After all these Years
Stephanie Kjaerbaek
Maybe it's all quiet on the Western front
But not there after decades without care
I don't believe in suicide
For the sake of national pride
Heaven is for the innocent
Not for the dark and ignorant
The war we create
And the bombs they detonate
Walls courtesy of the West
Settlements for the so-called pioneers
Just segregation
After all these years.
And I say the leaders are all stupid
They fly around in foreign skies
Like they're angels for Cupid
Oh please! This violence is a disease
That spreads so easily
It dooms the promise of peace.
I'm so tired of excess religion
And pointless nationalism
I believe in peace and ending
Poverty
Not streets full of protest and police
In doing things on my own
My own success
Not nihilism
Not fatalism.
You need to draw a borderline
One country or two
Is up to you.
Stephanie Kjaerbaek was born in 1975 in Powell River, BC Canada. She was raised by European immigrant parents, and is
educated in social work and accounting. Her influences include various musicians, Jackson Pollock, Hundertwasser, Langston Hughes, Maya Angelou, William Wordsworth,
Christina Rosetti and others.
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